Woof!

Woof! Is a post that lets you catch up on whats happened so far, with both me, and the family. <3
I'm starting with it now, I hope you'll like it! :)



I got a baby sitter this easter, the same as last easter. Yes, Jarlchristian.  He arrived Friday the 30th of march. I was very glad to see him, of course! On Sunday the 1st of April, my 4 masters left. First we all had breakfast, then mummy, pappa and Mia left. After a while Ben left too. Jarlchristian looked after me until the 9th of April. You see, mummy and them left to our flat in Antibes, we all ways go there. Its fun there in the sun, I understand why they go there so often. To get a tan, and, so Mia can meet her danish friend, Amalie. At the same age as Mia. She thinks I'm cute, why not?! All though, even if Mia,mummy, and Ben came home on the Monday, (9th) pappa went up to paris, so I cant see him until this Friday! Well, well. They did after all come home with treats for me. If you have a dog, then tell him/her that they should beg you to buy them! (Friskies jerky mini) This is all that you would want to know for now. (Unless you want to know about my icky poo I did when mia and mummy were gone)  Oh, and jarlchristian had his girlfriend Jenny over in the easter holiday, she thought I was cute, why not?

See you next time!

Puss and Luss and the sea of Catclaw (7)

Puss and Luss and the sea of Catclaw (7)

Puss stared at the man, what was it? Did she leave the toilet stinky? The man stared at the queue, his face was still white. He stared at Puss. “There, there,the-” An arm pulled the man back into the toilet “room/box”. Puss screamed, she had no idea what was going on. She had just been in there, and, nothing seemed wrong. And then the man, came running out. And pulled back in again. Puss heard a whisper. “Puss,puss!” Maybe it was the man, maybe he was dead, and, and! “Puss!” Puss opened her eyes, she wasn't dead. Luss was staring at Puss from her plane seat. “We've landed, everyone waiting for you to get out of the plane!” Puss jumped up, but she couldn't stand. Oh, she had her seatbelt on. “Oh Puss? Can you do my makeup tomorrow morning?” Puss sighed and nodded, as if she didn't care. But in side, she was really looking forward to all the people staring and giggling at Luss in town the next day. Puss sighed, her dream just didn't make any sence! A man that was white in the face, and a toilet. She expected that she should wait until they came to the hotel to pee. The bags arrived. They got them, walked out, and looked for a taxi. Wendy searched for one, she shouted out, and no one understood. All though, a man understood, he had black skin, and short brown hair. He spoke to them, “Hi, I have plenty of space in my car, want to come in?” Wendy nodded, “Better then being out side, I think it may rain...” The man got out of the car, “My name is No no. I got sent from your hotel 'Hotel Millybay' I'll be your assistent for your holiday, 3 weeks, a long we have to get to know together!” Luss and Puss looked at each other, “Yes, a long time to spend with you No no” said Luss. Wendy smiled, “Now, lets get our stuff in the car.” No no nodded, he put the bags and such in the back of the car. Wendy sat in the front, and the girls in the backseats. After a few minuets, the sky got gray. No no looked scared. Wendy turned around towards No no, and noticed his fear. “Why in the world are you scared No no?” No no gulped, “Its the thunder and the lightning, and the rain” Luss seamed to have heard her mum and No no, cause she started to speak. “Why No no, are you scared of thunder and lightning?” No no spinned the wheel, “ Theres a story, that every one in Catclaw know.” “Tell us then” said Puss:

A long time ago, Pirate Catclaw, that ruled the town, treated the town badly. After 10 years of bad treatment, a man called Bruce Canalope, stood up to Catclaw. The pirate didn't want a little man standing up to him. But the town wanted a vote, either Bruce wins and Catclaw leaves forever. Or Catclaw wins, and he kills Bruce. The town wanted Catclaw to go. So Bruce won, when Catclaw was on his way to leave, he said something. “After I've left, when ever thunder and lightning arrives. Those that aren't in their comes, will die.” Then he left, with a small grin on his face.

Luss rolled her eyes, “Do you really belive in that No no?” He nodded, the speed limmit was 40 but he went up in 100, he wouldn't get caught, cause everyone was in side, even the police. And it is normal for people to do that when the thunder arrives. No one wants to get caught by Catclaw. The car's wheels slid against the wet cold ground. They slid only on the pavement. And back on the road. No no looked at the time, he had to drive to his house, because it would take 20 minuets to the hotel, but only 3 to his house. He didn't tell the girls, because he really had to keep focus. He drove into his front garden. Parked the car, and opened the doors, got everyone out and the bags, opened the door and locked the car and front door. The girls were surprised looking. “This isn't the hotel! Where are we No no?” Thunder came, and a little light, that must have been lightning, rain came flooding down, “You don't belive the Catclaw story do you?” Puss,Luss and Wendy shook their heads. No no sighed. He told them with his hand that they had to come to his bed room. They followed him upstairs, and they looked out the window, No no pointed towards the left hand side of the window, they saw a man. Suddenly, there apeared a knife out of the air that cut his head off. Then he disapeared. They stared at No no. “Okay, we belive you.” said Luss. “But you have to tell us where in the world we are!” No no took the girls downstairs and gave them some hot chocolate.

And told them about what was going on, and where they where, but, in the corner in Puss's eye, she saw a shadow in the window...

Puss and Luss and the sea of Catclaw (6)

Puss and Luss and the sea of Catclaw (6)

Puss stared at the man, what was it? Did she leave the toilet stinky? The man stared at the queue, his face was still white. He stared at Puss. “There, there,the-” An arm pulled the man back into the toilet “room/box”. Puss screamed, she had no idea what was going on. She had just been in there, and, nothing seemed wrong. And then the man, came running out. And pulled back in again. Puss heard a whisper. “Puss,puss!” Maybe it was the man, maybe he was dead, and, and! “Puss!” Puss opened her eyes, she wasn't dead. Luss was staring at Puss from her plane seat. “We've landed, everyone waiting for you to get out of the plane!” Puss jumped up, but she couldn't stand. Oh, she had her seatbelt on. “Oh Puss? Can you do my makeup tomorrow morning?” Puss sighed and nodded, as if she didn't care. But in side, she was really looking forward to all the people staring and giggling at Luss in town the next day. Puss sighed, her dream just didn't make any sence! A man that was white in the face, and a toilet. She expected that she should wait until they came to the hotel to pee. The bags arrived. They got them, walked out, and looked for a taxi. Wendy searched for one, she shouted out, and no one understood. All though, a man understood, he had black skin, and short brown hair. He spoke to them, “Hi, I have plenty of space in my car, want to come in?” Wendy nodded, “Better then being out side, I think it may rain...” The man got out of the car, “My name is No no. I got sent from your hotel 'Hotel Millybay' I'll be your assistent for your holiday, 3 weeks, a long we have to get to know together!” Luss and Puss looked at each other, “Yes, a long time to spend with you No no” said Luss. Wendy smiled, “Now, lets get our stuff in the car.” No no nodded, he put the bags and such in the back of the car. Wendy sat in the front, and the girls in the backseats. After a few minuets, the sky got gray. No no looked scared. Wendy turned around towards No no, and noticed his fear. “Why in the world are you scared No no?” No no gulped, “Its the thunder and the lightning, and the rain” Luss seamed to have heard her mum and No no, cause she started to speak. “Why No no, are you scared of thunder and lightning?” No no spinned the wheel, “ Theres a story, that every one in Catclaw know.” “Tell us then” said Puss:

A long time ago, Pirate Catclaw, that ruled the town, treated the town badly. After 10 years of bad treatment, a man called Bruce Canalope, stood up to Catclaw. The pirate didn't want a little man standing up to him. But the town wanted a vote, either Bruce wins and Catclaw leaves forever. Or Catclaw wins, and he kills Bruce. The town wanted Catclaw to go. So Bruce won, when Catclaw was on his way to leave, he said something. “After I've left, when ever thunder and lightning arrives. Those that aren't in their comes, will die.” Then he left, with a small grin on his face.

Luss rolled her eyes, “Do you really belive in that No no?” He nodded, the speed limmit was 40 but he went up in 100, he wouldn't get caught, cause everyone was in side, even the police. And it is normal for people to do that when the thunder arrives. No one wants to get caught by Catclaw. The car's wheels slid against the wet cold ground. They slid only on the pavement. And back on the road. No no looked at the time, he had to drive to his house, because it would take 20 minuets to the hotel, but only 3 to his house. He didn't tell the girls, because he really had to keep focus. He drove into his front garden. Parked the car, and opened the doors, got everyone out and the bags, opened the door and locked the car and front door. The girls were surprised looking. “This isn't the hotel! Where are we No no?” Thunder came, and a little light, that must have been lightning, rain came flooding down, “You don't belive the Catclaw story do you?” Puss,Luss and Wendy shook their heads. No no sighed. He told them with his hand that they had to come to his bed room. They followed him upstairs, and they looked out the window, No no pointed towards the left hand side of the window, they saw a man. Suddenly, there apeared a knife out of the air that cut his head off. Then he disapeared. They stared at No no. “Okay, we belive you.” said Luss. “But you have to tell us where in the world we are!” No no took the girls downstairs and gave them some hot chocolate.

And told them about what was going on, and where they where, but, in the corner in Puss's eye, she saw a shadow in the window..

Puss and Luss and the sea of Catclaw (5)

             Puss and Luss and the sea of Catclaw (5)

Puss jumped up in her seat, she had no idea what the pilot was going to say. She got a sudden shiver, and got new thoughts in her head. 'What if the man is on, this plane... what if he has a type of bomb in the cardboard box he had, what if..' Puss couldn't continue her thinking, cause the pilot's quiet voice, interrupted her. “Dear crew and passengers, I have some bad news, I'm afraid you'll get angry, but,” Puss knew it, something was wrong with the plane.

The pilot's shaking voice came back, “We don't have any more, peanuts left.” Puss got a big shock. 'No peanuts? Really?' “I'm really sorry everyone, I was really scared to tell you all about the peanut crises.” The pilot added. Luss and Wendy were shocked too. But for a different reason then Puss, “No peanuts! Whats wrong with this place?!” Grumped Wendy, Luss was sitting beside her mum nodding, she was thinking the same thing. A fat man on the right hand side of Wendy, was talking to his mates with disappointment. “No peanuts, whats going on these days?” Puss heard him say.

Luss and Wendy were still discussing the peanut “crises” Meanwhile, Puss was wondering about how much of the boring flight was left, she decided to ask. “Mummy?” Wendy stopped talking and looked at Puss, “What is it honey bee?” Puss starred into her mum's brown eyes and said. “How much is there left of the flight?”

Wendy bended over and searched in her handbag. Luss rolled her eyes, and checked her watch and answered Puss while her mum was still looking. “20 minutes Pussy,” Puss nodded, and starred out the window again, with a sigh of relief. She was quite glad that the plane didn't crash, or blew up. But there was still something bugging her, but she didn't know what. She put the tip of her right foot, and touched the heel of her left foot to get the shoe off. She did the same with her other foot. Puss lifted her feat up on the leather seat and sat on her heels. The two ladies with the trollies were coming around giving everyone snacks and drinks. Puss turned around and asked for a cola and a cookie. The lady nodded and handed the snacks to Puss. It started to get really noisy in the plane, babies crying, high music from bored teenagers, and lots of talking about teacups and such silly things from old ladies.

But the pilot saved Puss from all the noise, he began to speak, and everyone froze. “We are ready for landing, cabin-crew, take your seats. I hope you all had a nice flight with us. Let the rest of your day be good” The plane swopped down towards the ground. One bounce, and the rest of it, was like driving on a motor way. The pilot slowed down of course, and everyone was patiently holding on to there seat belts, while the plane was standing still. The pilot turned off the seatbelt button, and all you heard was nokia tunes, and clicking from people opening their seat belts. Everyone was in a rush, getting things out from the overhead compartments. After that, standing in the queue. Luss and Puss decided to wait, in the mean time, Wendy was doing the same as any other despret person. Unpacking all of the stuff. The doors finally opened, everyone rushing out. Thats all you could see. “Mummy?” Puss tried to get eye contact with her mother on her way out. Wendy did her usual thing, ignoring Puss. “Not now Pussy” Wendy walked hand in hand with Luss, and Luss walked hand in hand with Puss. They walked quickly through all the people, searched for toilets and laugage, Puss went to the toilet. She looked at the two doors, they both said man and lady, but in a foran languge. Puss thought that the one with less queue, would be the ladies. She walked into the room, found a toilet box, and sat down to pee. When she came out again, men were standing waiting, for their turn. She looked at them, and sighed, I took the wrong queue again, why???

Embarressing!!! Puss quietly walked over to the sink, and washed her hands with soap and warmish water. The man in the front of the queue went into the toilet “room”. He came running out again, shocked, and white in the face...

Puss and Luss and the sea of Catclaw (4)

                                         Chapter 4, Puss and Luss and the sea of Catclaw

“Aren't we gonna board soon?!” Asked Luss impatient. Wendy sighed, “Yes,yes, were boarding in 5 minutes, relax.” Puss walked over to a box, it was cardboard, and square. Puss can't read, so she didn't understand the fat, black writing on the box. It wasn't dusty, someone might have just put it there. A man in pure black, came walking suspiciously to the box. Picked it up, and looked at Puss, he looked at Puss's feet, and then slid up to her face, and glowered. He took a step forward, only one foot, and then back, and walked away. Puss followed him with her eyes, and heard Luss and Wendy talking in the background. She walked back to Luss and Wendy, bit her lip and tugged her mums jacket sleeve. Wendy hardly turned around, but still answered. “Not now Pussy” Puss spun and spotted a piece of paper, she sniffed the air and walked slowly towards it. It had the same writing as the big box. And it was lying on the ground, just like it had fallen out of someone's pocket.... She took it anyway, but, the writing, Puss still couldn't' read! She strained her eyes, staring at the crumbled paper for ages. In the end she found out that it was in code, none of these words existed in Luss's dairy or in her mum's “remember” notes.

Puss looked a bit longer at the strange looking letters, but didn't figure out anything. “Puss?” she heard Wendy shout, Puss stuffed the paper in her pocket and ran to her mum. “I'm here mummy” Wendy let out a sigh of relief. “Thank god your safe, I thought someone had stolen my little Pussy!” Luss handed her passport and ticket to the lady. “Thank you, next,..” Luss stood there, waiting for her mum and sister to pass as well. They did. “I call window seat!” giggled Luss, “Okay sissy, only this time. Pussy wants to sit there too..” They laughed, “Well Puss, you've always sat beside the window, let me do it at least once more?” Puss, crossed her arms, “So you want a deal?” Luss bent down too see Puss's face, and touched her own knees too keep her balance. “What do ya want?” Puss touched her chin, “10 pounds” Luss stood up again, and slowly shook her head, “Eh, no way!”

Puss started walking again, in front of them, and then walked backwards while talking. “Well, then I'll take the window seat,” “Next time as well..” She skipped over to the plane, said hello and smiled. Luss and Wendy came behind, doing the same thing. When they settled down, Puss-window seat- Luss- Middle- and Wendy-isle.

The pilot spoke, “Hello, weather in Catclaw is 32 outside, and 22 inside the plane, ask the crew if you need anything. I'm your pilot William White, have a nice flight” Luss stared at Puss, thinking, -you little raskle- but Puss didn't seem to be bothered. She just looked out the window, smiling, but she was thinking about the man, with the box, it scared Puss just thinking about it. So she turned around and asked her mum how long time the trip was gonna be. Wendy answered. “3 and a half hours.” She said. Puss nodded and looked out the window again, they were moving, -finally- thought Puss.

The runway was wet by the grey weather they had in Mibley that day. The sun was struggling to get past the heavy black clouds. Only a glimpse came through. Luss got fed up, and searched through her turquiose leather bag. In the end she grabbed a little “travel” mirror and some shiny cherry lipgloss. She opened the mirror and slid it against her lips. Puss rolled her eyes, and thought -What a beauty Queen!- Luss slid her stuff back in the bag, and turned around to Puss. “Does this look good?” Puss turned around like she didn't know that Luss ever had said anything. Stared at her. “Nice, but you missed a bit there though.” Luss put her hand against her mouth, and looked shocked. She suddenly dived down to find her lipgloss and mirror again. Puss turned around and giggled, “hi,hi!” she said quietly. Luss spoke. “What about now?! Gone?!” Luss looked eager to know the answer. “Well,” said Puss. “Give me it.” Luss handed Puss the lipgloss. Puss put it far out on the sides of Luss's lips. There, maskara? Luss dived back into her bag and found her mascara, extra volume. “Here” Luss opened her eyes as wide as possible. Puss put the mascara on. MESSY! “You need eyeliner, oh! And rouge!” Luss got them out of her bag, and Puss took them. “Here, fin!” the mascara was a mess, so was every thing else Puss put on Luss, but she did it all onporpose. She could do much better really...

The plane ride was as smooth as the take off. Every thing was going great, exept the stupid thoughts in Puss's head. She was thinking about the man. Who was he? Puss contuined thinking, and Luss went around asking the waitresses about her make up. All of them made a fake smile and said “Beautefull” Luss sat down again, “Thanks Puss! Every one loves my make up, you should do my make up every day! But nodded, “I guess I could...” It was near landing, and the pilot spoke, quite nervosly.

Puss and Luss and the sea of Catclaw 3

“Aren't we gonna board soon?!” Asked Luss impatient. Wendy sighed, “Yes,yes, were boarding in 5 minutes, relax.” Puss walked over to a box, it was cardboard, and square. Puss can't read, so she didn't understand the fat, black writing on the box. It wasn't dusty, someone might have just put it there. A man in pure black, came walking suspiciously to the box. Picked it up, and looked at Puss, he looked at Puss's feet, and then slid up to her face, and glowered. He took a step forward, only one foot, and then back, and walked away. Puss followed him with her eyes, and heard Luss and Wendy talking in the background her. She walked back to Luss and Wendy, bit her lip and tugged her mums jacket sleeve. Wendy hardly turned around, but still answered. “Not now Pussy” Puss spinned and spotted a piece of paper, she sniffed the air and walked slowly towards it. It had the same writing as the big box. And it was lying on the ground, just like it had fallen out of someone's pocket.... She took it anyway, but, the writing, Puss still couldn't' read! She straned her eyes, staring at the crumbled paper for ages. In the end she found out that it was in code, none of these words existed in Luss's dairy or in her mum's “good night” notes.

Puss looked a bit longer at the strange looking letters, but didn't figure anything out. “Puss?” she heard Wendy shout, Puss stuffed the paper in her pocket and ran to her mum. “I'm here mummy” Wendy let out a sigh of relief. “Thank god your safe, I thought someone had stolen my little Pussy!” Luss handed her passport and ticket to the lady. “Thank you, next,..” Luss stood there, waiting for her mum and sister to pass as well. They did. “I call window seat!” giggled Luss, “Okay sissy, only this time. Pussy wants to sit there too..” They laughed, “Well Puss, you've always sat beside the window, let me do it at least once more?” Puss, crossed her arms, “So you want a deal?” Luss bendt down too see Puss's face, and touched her own knees too keep her balence. “What do ya want?” Puss touched her chin, “10 pounds” Luss stood up again, and slowly shock her head, “Eh, no way!”

Puss started walking again, infront of them, and then walked backwards while talking. “Well, then I'll take the window seat,” “Next time as well..” She skipped over to the plane, said hello and smiled. Luss and Wendy came behind, doing the same thing. When they settled down, Puss-window seat- Luss- Middle- and Wendy inside. The pilot spoke, “Hello, weather in Catclaw is 20 outside, and 15 inside the plane, ask the crew if you need anything. I'm your pilot William White, have a nice flight”

Puss and Luss and the sea of Catclaw 2

Puss was still screaming so the bluebirds burst. Wendy was still laying there, thinking about how here daughter hade come stomping in her room and shouted loudly. She turned around, and looked at the time, Wendy's eyes got huge of surprise. It was ten o'clock! What a shock! No wonder Puss was already up! Puss came running up the stairs, and stopped right infront of her mum's room. Puss through the tickets up in the air. They floated down on the ground like orange leaves in autum. Wendy heard her daughter and slowly flopped over to the other side of the bed towords the door. "You saw the tickets huh?" Puss's eyes grew bigger and bigger, she noded fast and madly. "Pick up the tickets then" Puss bended so far that she fell. A ticket hade slid down the steps, of course Puss ran down the carpet steps to get it. Puss was finished and ran back up again, straidend her back and said: "DONE!" Wendy sighed, got up and streched. And snapped the tickets out of Puss's hands. Wendy's face was grumpy and a bit snappy. "Those tickets we're supposed to be a suprise!" Wendy stomped back into bed. Puss's face began to crumble and a tear ran down her cheak. Luss woke cause of Puss's crying, Luss sat up in her bed and pushed away a bit of her duvay. (So there would be room for Puss) "Oh, Puss come!" Puss stood  infront of Luss's open door and sniffed. "Mummy shouted at Puss" Luss ran to Puss, and lifted her up. "Come, we'll go and eat some breakfast." Puss sniffed again and rubbed her face against Luss's shoulder. Luss stroked Puss and sighed. "Mummy is just in a bad mood, thats all!" Puss smiled and pointed at her cearial. "I forgot to eat" Luss laghed and put Puss down. "Well go and eat then!" Puss wiggeled her feet befor they touched the ground and ran to the table. Luss poured some milk into Puss's bowl and smiled. "So, what made you scream?" Puss began to tell the story, Luss rolled her eyes and put her  elbows on the table and listened. Puss was still talking while Luss was streching to reach a bowl from the shelf. Puss was finished talking and stuffed her mouth with food. "And then mummy shouted" Luss turned around and yawned. "What?" Puss smiled, "Never mind sissy" The girls where munching so loudly that they didn't hear their mother coming down the stairs. Wendy put her finger against her mouth to tell Luss to not say anything. Luss noded. "What where you noding at Lussy?" Puss looked at Luss hopefully. There was a little knirk that made Puss turn around and look at her mother. "Mummy, don't shout at me again, it was terrible!"  Wendy smiled, lifted Puss up in the air and twirrled around. "I wouldn't do if I hade to." Puss smiled back, "But. when are we going to Cat Claw mummy?"  Wendy twiched her nose and grinned. "Well, maybe, tomorrow?.."  Luss laughed, Puss hade eger eyes and snapped. "Can we? pleeeaaase?"  Wendy giggled, "Sure, I was just joking a bit!" "Girls go upstairs and get ready. Were gonna go on a trip to Cat claw!"